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Personalised Acacia Paddle Chopping Board - Off My Tits On Charcuterie Bits
Description
Large Size Dimensions: 50 x 20 cm
Looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that’s funny, bold and perfectly extra? Our “Off My Tits On Charcuterie Bits” Personalised Paddle Board is made for cheese lovers, picky-bits queens and anyone who takes their snacking very seriously.
Crafted from beautiful natural acacia wood, this large paddle-style board is engraved on the front with the iconic phrase “Off my tits on charcuterie bits” — guaranteed to raise a smile (and a glass of wine). Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s, an anniversary or just because, this board is the ultimate mix of humour and practicality.
Measuring 50 x 20 cm, it’s generously sized for serving cheeses, meats, crackers and all the best picky bits. For an extra personal touch, you can also add a custom engraved message on the reverse, making it a keepsake as well as a serving board.
Perfect as a Valentine’s Day gift for her, a funny housewarming present or a cheeky treat for your favourite foodie, this board looks great styled on a kitchen counter or brought out for wine nights and sharing platters.
Product Details:
- Engraved with “Off my tits on charcuterie bits” on the front
- Optional personalised message on the back
- Made from natural acacia wood
- Size: 50 x 20 cm
- Paddle-style handle with rustic charm
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only using warm soapy water. Dry immediately.
Not dishwasher safe.
We despatch your order from our UK warehouse the same day where payment is received by 2pm. We do not despatch at weekends, therefore orders placed after 2pm on a Friday will be despatched on the following Monday, excluding bank holidays where this will be a Tuesday.
You will receive an automated email to confirm your item has been despatched.
For returns. if we have made any errors in the spelling or production of your item, or your item was received damaged, our customer service team may offer a replacement item to be sent to you and you may be required to return the item in its original condition back to us. Non-personalised items will only be replaced if they are defective or damaged.
Customs and Taxes
Please be advised that the listed prices for our products
do not include any international customs charges or taxes that may be applied by your local government. These additional costs are the sole responsibility of the purchaser. We advise you to check with your country's customs office to understand potential charges prior to making a purchase. We are not responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.). By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and accept these terms regarding additional charges that may be incurred.
