{"product_id":"personalised-acacia-paddle-chopping-board-off-my-tits-on-charcuterie-bits","title":"Personalised Acacia Paddle Chopping Board - Off My Tits On Charcuterie Bits","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge Size Dimensions: 50 x 20 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a Valentine’s Day gift that’s funny, bold and perfectly extra? Our “Off My Tits On Charcuterie Bits” Personalised Paddle Board is made for cheese lovers, picky-bits queens and anyone who takes their snacking very seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from beautiful natural acacia wood, this large paddle-style board is engraved on the front with the iconic phrase “Off my tits on charcuterie bits” — guaranteed to raise a smile (and a glass of wine). Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s, an anniversary or just because, this board is the ultimate mix of humour and practicality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasuring 50 x 20 cm, it’s generously sized for serving cheeses, meats, crackers and all the best picky bits. For an extra personal touch, you can also add a custom engraved message on the reverse, making it a keepsake as well as a serving board.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect as a Valentine’s Day gift for her, a funny housewarming present or a cheeky treat for your favourite foodie, this board looks great styled on a kitchen counter or brought out for wine nights and sharing platters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Engraved with “Off my tits on charcuterie bits” on the front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Optional personalised message on the back\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Made from natural acacia wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Size: 50 x 20 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Paddle-style handle with rustic charm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand wash only using warm soapy water. Dry immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot dishwasher safe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GiftsInAJiffy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56674255110524,"sku":"1405801CB","price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0443\/7219\/7540\/files\/1405801CB_Off_My_Tits_On_Charcuterie_Bits_Acacia_Paddle_Board_8.jpg?v=1777031008","url":"https:\/\/giftsinajiffy.co.uk\/products\/personalised-acacia-paddle-chopping-board-off-my-tits-on-charcuterie-bits","provider":"GiftsInAJiffy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}